one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
(via thatsovivian)
"Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation"
Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
(via hestiacomesfirst)
if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me
(Source: , via abigaillx)
